Some people think raising a baby's a test
Not so! So long as you do what baby likes best
You must cook, shop and clean all with baby at chest
Always bouncing and patting with nothing but zest
And rocking and cooing in a spit-up proof vest
With puffy eyes looking just beyond stressed
While entertaining guests who should be grateful you're dressed
Forever walking, never sitting at a right angle facing west
While standing on your head with your hair of rat's nest
With life upside down looking like one big hot mess
Yep... that's just how mom does it
'Cuz that's what baby likes best!
